rasputin's surprise

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.

-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.

by Gloria Knowy December 26, 2007

St. John's surprise

To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University.

I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.

by Nick D March 18, 2004

suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.

Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.

by joe scarpati January 2, 2008

Sailor's Surprise

The act of spiking a unknowing recipitent's drink with semen.

Hey man when she wasn't lookin i took her drink to the bathroom and left her a sailor's surprise

by JFreshReed November 9, 2010

General Tsao's Surprise

Chinese food that contains a mystery meat, usually cat.

Dude, don't get the General Tsao's Surprise, those people serve cat in their food.

by Garett Laugavitz February 23, 2007

Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.

Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"

by Ohaganist November 2, 2010

Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021