Microsoft Flight Simulator X

A flight simulator, developed in October of 2006.

Eats alot of computer resources, needs powerful computer to run.

Guy: Hey, I just got Microsoft Flight Simulator X. I can fly military planes and stuff!
Person: Cool. Whats your FPS?
Guy: Eh.....12...

by pieguy124 March 30, 2009

Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021

Simuljack

“Si-mule-jack” A juxtaposition of simultaneous and jack off. The act of jacking off oneself and the person next to them. If the receiving party does not reciprocate, they are enjoying a “lazy neighbor.”

With his cock in one hand and Adam’s in the other, Jon was delivering a classic simuljack.

by Snarfer97 April 13, 2021

Yandere Simulator

Something that will never happen

A: Have you heard of Yandere Simulator
B: Oh yeah, my grandmother has been waiting for it's release since she was 12

by GrilledGoat January 10, 2022

simulpost

n. 1. Two or more contributors to a message board post so closely together in time that the messages receive the same timestamp.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to stay ahead of a herd of simulposting Farkers.

by Pending April 30, 2003

Goat Simulator

a game that can cure depression in seconds

I used to have depression now its gone thanks to Goat Simulator

by louis reid April 23, 2021

Hat Simulator

An insult or inside joke used to describe Valve's Team Fortress 2 (a First Person Shooter PC game that is free to play) because of it's abundance of cosmetics (hats specifically).

Person 1"Check out my awesome hat!"
Person 2"Mine is way better! It is unusual and costs fifty keys!"
Person 3"This is why this game is dubbed Hat Simulator"

tf2

by Dynamodeus March 6, 2016