Samariah

Samariah is a very gorgeous and loving person. She never fails to make you smile or laugh. She's always down for a good time and an adventure. She can be a goody two shoes sometimes but she that's how you know she cares. She never wants to see you hurt or in trouble. You can always count on her to have your back. However, don't be fooled by her innocence. When Sam wants to play dirty she can play dirty so it is important to never get on her bad side.

The name Samariah means a faithful friend.

by youdontknowmeandthatsokay August 12, 2020

Symarian

Best person to live, No one beats him and he has the best name ever created.

Symarian is a goat

by Godlilololililii May 15, 2022

Sumariibanana

Sumariibanana is a very cool person on TikTok than often gets totured by TikTok algorithm

Person A: Hey do you know about Sumariibanana?
Person B: that user with a dead hanging persona? YEA
person A: DID YOU READ THE LORE ON WATTPAD

by Something plush August 26, 2022

Samaria

A nice and slightly toxic girl

Wow she’s cute, her name must be Samaria

by Personhi2023 June 14, 2023

Sumari

Nicest, funniest, most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she is very shy and can't make friends that easily, when you meet her and become friends she will seem a lot less shy and more open.

"Sumari is so shy!"

by Coco_Bird December 19, 2018

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Sumerian Footjob

Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.

Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.

Staysie: How'd it go?

Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.

by SepticHornet February 27, 2018