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Splinge

noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.
Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'

Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'
by KeithMyArthe January 17, 2009
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Slinging Yoghurt

The act of ejaculation into a partner's face.
Can also be used to refer to an incidence of masturbation when the result is messy and requires much cleaning up. Tissues usually suffice, but in extreme cases mop and bucket are required.
a: ey man, what did u get up to last night?
b: i met a crack-whore down at the park and ended up slinging yoghurt.
a: awesome. hi five.
*fives*
b: yeh. all over her face. she'll be washing it out of her hair for days.
by Nghia February 2, 2006
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Bow slinga

A derogatory term for a native American. Prominently heard by Caucasian males between the ages of 49-73 whom live near or within native American reserves.
Them bow slingas are always up to no good...only good part about 'em is those casinos.
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Double Barrel Slingshot

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.
He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.
by Dweebster August 30, 2010
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yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.
by Gnomercy September 19, 2006
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sueing

It’s the alternative spelling for suing but this one is better it makes more sense.
sueing is a word it’s in the urban dictionary
by qwerty285 March 2, 2019
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