Anal sex done in a full bath tub with the recipient face down. The recipient must be using a snorkel in order to breath (for now). Just before ejaculating plug the snorkel hole providing asphyxiation and a tightening anus whilst feeling confined. Try it... its a slam dunk every time!
John: what are doing hun?
Jane: Just running a bath sweetie.
John: Well grab your snorkel because your getting a Russian submarine tonight!!
Jane Oh John I can't wait... I love you!
Jane: Just running a bath sweetie.
John: Well grab your snorkel because your getting a Russian submarine tonight!!
Jane Oh John I can't wait... I love you!
by Ramdin26 August 10, 2009
Get the Russian Submarine mug.A game commonly played in the UK for it's extreme banter and social skills
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.
Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.
Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.
Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.
Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.
by Zilyanasass April 6, 2014
Get the boats v submarines mug.Related Words
Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
by shakneekwa October 14, 2005
Get the about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine mug.Steely eyed stern jawed salt encrusted killers from the deep, prowling seas in their sleek black messanger of death
by lajopi 292 August 11, 2007
Get the submariner mug.by kampy December 28, 2007
Get the protein submarine mug.It is not the motion of the ocean. But its hard to get to Spain in a rowboat. if row boat is the size of your penis then yacht is for a bigger penis, what if you do anal? You're a dirty submarine.
by Dr. Krieger June 5, 2013
Get the dirty submarine mug.When someone replaces the filling of a twinkie with their semen. Thus making a yellow submarine filled with semen.
by Jog0 May 11, 2021
Get the Yellow Submarine mug.