Rosetta stumped

When a guy who's language you're trying to speak is trying to learn the same language you're trying to speak, and you know more of it than him.

Jim got Rosetta stumped when Clarice knew more of his language than he did.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

your stumped

Having nothing to say back, lost for words, burned, stupid

Shut up Jose I told you I own this word. YOUR STUMPED!!!

by Shut up Jose April 25, 2010

Stumpied

When you have been fucked by a stump. i.e. He took off his leg and fucked her with a stump.

Damn girl, do you have sides on that pussy or have you been stumpied?

by Slide it in Hen May 21, 2019

Stumped

The dismemberment of every limb

The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 16, 2008

slurphead

means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language

shut up or im gonna give you a slurp round the head!

by chris jones March 24, 2005

stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 1, 2009

stemhead

A word that is used by very young children to describe a wanker or a looser, a real jerk. Often shortened to stemy

Your brother is a real stemhead

by Peter Forde March 13, 2004