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nocturnal smuffocation

(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.
An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the woman’s face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.
by Btwitsjennifer July 3, 2018
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Car Suffocation

The act of getting into a car that's so hot, you almost stop breathing due to the intense heat. Usually noticed by one deep gasp for air, followed by several shallow breaths and a quick maneuver to roll down the windows. Almost always happens in the summer time after the a has sit in the sun.
Dude hurry up and open the windows before we die of car suffocation.
by halii July 31, 2009
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smuffication

When you you get so into it you forget to come up for air while going down on a woman and you die!!!!
He went down on his girl and when the doctors declared him dead his death certificate read he died of smuffication...!!!
by Human Guy Bob July 26, 2017
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stuffocating

Total lack of brain function due to feeling stuffy, suffocated or simply nauseated at the same time. Around a place / around people / situations / weirdos / office meetings etc
that meeting with the boss was totally 'stuffocating'
by rspice May 17, 2011
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suffocation nap

When you try and suffocate yourself or someone else with a pillow as a joke and they instead fall asleep
did you manage to suffocate that nerd John today?

Nah, the pillow didnt work. john just got a suffocation nap
by SICKPIGS April 22, 2023
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bopleh suffocation

Suffocated by a persons nut sack
Omg !

Tht wrestling is getting suffocated by his opponent's Crown Jewels !

That's bopleh suffocation submission hold there folks !

He could tap out anytime !
by Zrab July 7, 2014
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Vagina Suffocation

Sitting on someone’s face with your vagina until suffocating them
My vagina was throbbing so I sat on Josh’s face while he ate me out and he died of vagina suffocation
by _.bitchmade._ May 28, 2019
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