Strumming my strings

A good handjob.

Last night i was strumming my strings.

by Belle_belleb November 27, 2020

Scrumpkin

Its a pet name that is often used ironically. Its just a term of endearment like 'pookie' and 'munchkin' and is used the same way. Its just to tell someone that they're silly and cute.

Person A: I've just gone and made you a little playlist :)

Person B: What the duck. Oh my gods. Thank you Scrumpkin that's so so sweet of you I'm crying.

by starsfornewtmas June 4, 2023

Ass strumming

To play one's ass like a guitar

I gave her a good ass strumming

by Darkened Joker April 16, 2017

strummin the guitar

When a girl gives a guy a hand job.

We went home from the bar together, and all she did was strum the guitar

by Turfman February 22, 2003

strumpling

A meaningless word that can be used in place of any word(s) in a sentence. Especially good to use in place of profanity.

"WHAT THE STRUMPLE IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?"

"I'm SO strumpling tired, I think I'm gonna go home and take a nap."

by Bradley & Lauren December 23, 2008

Strumming yourself to ecstacy

a funny way of saying having a wank!!

why do you keep strumming yourself to ecstacy you pervert!!

by victor_meldrew June 7, 2010

Strumming

Soaking in a bucket of spicy marinade, preferably with family members.

"Look Donny, I'm strumming!"

by LAWRY'S HERB & GARLIC MARINADE June 6, 2018