tromboner

When an instrumentalist’s (generally those who play brass instruments) penis grows so large and erect, it gives the illusion of a trombone.

James used his massive tromboner to mine the hard to reach places in Suzan’s gaping hole. Amongst the moaning, you could hear a soft, but noticeable “BUM BUM BUM!” signifying the presence of a tromboner.

by Ted Chang April 17, 2006

Schomboner

An erection that was caused by an attractive homosexual or homosexuals.

When I saw him I got a schomboner.

or

When those girls kissed I got a schomboner.

by Tatony! July 3, 2008

Tromboner

When one has an extreme fetish for trombones and gets a boner for them

"hay yo i have the weirdest Tromboner right now.........can you help."

by I got a pocket full almonds April 20, 2017

Tromboner

When you get a boner due to brass instruments, particularly the trombone.

Did you seen Jimmy earlier? He had a right tromboner.

by Lily Pseudonym December 5, 2019

stromboning

The act of hiding important data by swamping it with lots of spurious data, so that you cant be accused of not releasing it. Similar to traffic masking or how CHAFF was used in war to confuse enemy radar.

the gov used data stromboning, hoping we wouldnt see the truth.

by data-academic October 30, 2020

Tromboner

When you're jacking off and your dick goes "Woh woh wohhh"

*woh woh wohhh*

Dad, David is playing with his tromboner again!

by painini September 1, 2023

Stromboni

An Italian delicacy consisting of bread that has been steamed for about 15 minutes.

Wow that stromboni was sooooo yummy in my tummy!!

by Schpork April 5, 2020