A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023
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The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"
by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008
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Some polytechnic students couldn’t start their “morbid” project to test the paranormal hypothesis whether or not “Covid strikes in threes,” because it’s deemed “insensitive and heartless.”
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Get the Drone Strikes mug.When the MPAA(Motion Picture Association of America) and RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) decided that a free open internet was the thing of the past and coordinated with ISP providers: Comcast, Verizon, Cablevision, Time Warner Cable, AT&T and others to act as Big Brother on your internet downloads.
Arthur: I just illegally downloaded the new Batman movie from Torrents and it looks amazing.
Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.
Arthur: Why?
Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?
Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.
Arthur: Why?
Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?
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