Skip to main content

stretching money

Wasting money that you don't have.

Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny
Yo Foolytoad, stop stretching money fool. We know your ass is broke.
by JesterNorth July 23, 2017
mugGet the stretching money mug.

Stretching Surgery

Stretching Surgery is a medical practice used to stretch out the males dick and balls out to extend them. It is usually done voluntarily and enjoyed by many people. ‘The Cock Stretcher’ is the main apparatus used in Stretching Surgery in order to stretch out the males dick and nuts to a suitable length (5 inches bigger). Stretching Surgery proved popular in the early 1930’s with over 430,000 cases of Stretching Surgery during the decade. 326,351 cases were handed out during WW1 to amputees for pleasure. Soon, Stretching Surgery was soon to die out until 2017 when doctors handed out free trials for Stretching Surgery to ‘struggling men’. Stretching Surgery is commonly mistaken for Mongolian Ball Torture, where the dick and nuts are cut off from the man and fed to the hounds. Whilst the remainders are cut off and sold on the Black Market.
Person 1: Hello, have you got your stretching surgery yet?
Person 2: Yeah it was pleasing and my dick and nuts seem extremely longer. You’ve gotta try it out at some point.
by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019
mugGet the Stretching Surgery mug.

Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.
Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.
by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017
mugGet the Ceaser Stretching mug.

stretchin

"Yo D how you doin"

"Yeah bro you know I be stretchin
by Gln<3 June 6, 2016
mugGet the stretchin mug.

stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful
I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.
by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007
mugGet the stretching the truth mug.

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.
1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*
by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004
mugGet the stretching the michael mug.

stretching the sack

Stretching The Sack - happens when you pick up something heavy almost to the point of hurting yourself.
Look at that John Doe over there...

Yea man he is stretching the sack of his like a mile long trying to pick up that box...

what a dumb-ass...
by NightHawk11 November 12, 2010
mugGet the stretching the sack mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email