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Riego Street

Napier's best halls located beside the job centre so when we come out of uni with our pointless degrees, we can head straight over.

More commonly known as 'Riego Scheme' you can smell the stench of chlamydia and sexual tension from as far away as Sighthill, some say you can even see it lingering in the air as you enter the courtyard.
Before a night out, which in Riego is every night, you can often see people congregated in several flats for "prinks" which consist of Sainsbury's own vodka, buckfast or strongbow, with either their jaw swinging or drinking from a pot of several types of alcoholic beverage.
After a night out you can see them returning with their pull from Hive or whatever classy establishment they have visited that night, this is if they aren't shagging their flatmate or someone living in Riego.
Around 50% of Riego's population are sexually starved while the other half are frustrated and hump everything with a pulse.
A rare sight in Riego is a student sitting at their desk studying for their degree they worked so hard to get in to.
The students take cold showers as the hot water usually is not working and sleep in the smallest single beds you have ever seen, which are usually occupied by two, sometimes three people. The sofa's are made of a lego-like material resulting in a severe case of neck cramp should someone dose off/pass out on one.

Riego street is where dreams come true, the whole street become family and the party never stops.
Person 1: Where are you prinking tonight?
Person 2: Riego street obvs
by Riego loyal January 5, 2014
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Late Night Street Sweeper

When your friend ejaculates on his female counterparts torso, and then a second party enters and unknowingly kisses the torso of the same female. Thus resulting in the first male's semen in the second's mouth.
Man, Russell was a Late Night Street Sweeper last night with Jim and Alice.
by #TrapHouse/Everything November 6, 2014
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One way street

When you don't get treated with the same amount or love or respect. One sided affection.
I used to love this girl Cristina but I eventually found out it was a one way street kind of love.
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Street Rossi

A Street Rossi is a motorcycle rider driving on public roads who has succumbed to the delusion of thinking he/she has the riding abilities of Valentino Rossi. In the wild, they can be found on public roads riding at 110 mph in a 35, performing aggressive 3-lane changes with no blinker (and cutting off a cager in the process), or - most likely - on the ground in the middle of the road with their bike in 100 pieces. While this person may be mistaken for a squid, they actually have a higher chance of wearing a helmet, due to their desire to look like a racer. The helmet likely sports a highlighter-yellow color along with Monster logo stickers, racing stripes, or triangles like Valentino Rossi's helmet.
"The Street Rossi stickers are in!! Guys I'm so f**king excited about these I had to slap one on my helmet." - Yammie Noob (a.k.a. Proud Street Rossi)

"A Street Rossi blew past me doing 100 on Main Street today. I caught up with him, though. He was stuck head-first in the window of the 7-11."
by Rebel-96 January 4, 2019
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professional street nigga

The best street of the street niggas around
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Street Vagina

A classy name for a 'manhole' found in the middle of roads. To be non sexist.
Hopefully that guy doesn't fall down into that street vagina!
by L2MS August 4, 2010
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For the streets

Someone that has been been passed around more than COVID-19.
Tony: Hey bro, that girl Amy, she's for the streets. She let every dude smash that.
Chris: Oh shoot fr?
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