grasping at straws

(v.) giving someone the ol' reach around; pulling at pubic hair during intercourse

He especially liked grasping at straws.

by chitty-chitty-bang-bang October 10, 2005

Grasping at Straws

Grasping at Straws; a term used to describe a female/male trying to give synchronized handjobs to small dicked men

That chick was a wild one at the party
"She was with Townsend boys at the party. Grasping at straws on the couch in front of the whole party"

by Tony Fn Tone April 21, 2016

Kinkos Straws

Gas Station and Fast Food straws made from paper and taste like copy paper when used for drinking.

I had to use Kinkos Straws today at my local gas station because the store got rid of plastic straws.

by jondich October 27, 2021

veggie straws

kys

eat some veggie straws nigg

by dick ass queef October 6, 2022

Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022

Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

by ozzysms November 4, 2014

Zesty veggie straws

When veggies straws get a dumpy and become so zesty they make a new flavor

Have you tried the new Zesty veggie straws there so good and make me zesty

by Sensible Portions June 2, 2023