Strategic Bombing

When paragliding, it is the act of flying over large groups of people with your pants down and trying to hit them with your excrement.

John: "Hey, Bob, what are you gonna do this afternoon?"
Bob: "I'm strategic bombing a kindergarten class"
John: "Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"

by !dlroW-olleH November 17, 2019

strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.

"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."

by Teleboy June 25, 2020

cock starved

A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.

That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.

by Fatty April 14, 2003

stragedy

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.

It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.

by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007

starve the baby

Titty fucking a chick using her breast milk as lube.

If you have a dirty ass and Hershey spurts it becomes chocolate milk.

I really want to starve the baby with the chick I met at the mommy and me class.

by Starvin Marvin December 14, 2016

strafe

To move sideways, usually for the purpose of dodging. A term generally used by FPS games.

Strafe to avoid getting hit by enemy fire.

by Draconio March 6, 2004

starveling

starveling is used to describe a scrawny creature. derived from the word starving, yes, but not made up to any degree. nor is it a typo. it means runt.

Of all the newborn kittens, this starveling needs the mothers milk the most.

by KillaDeamon December 3, 2006