Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

strangle toe

When the Big Toe manages to squeeze through a newly formed hole in the sock, but then finds itself stuck there, being choked to death by the sock, until the shoe is removed and it can be manually released.

The strangle toe commonly occurs with men's dress socks, which are ridiculously thin.

See also double strangle toe.

I had the worst day at work today. I got strangle toe and kept having to go to the bathroom to remove my shoe and release my toe. I need to get some new socks before I lose a toenail.

by DudeWhat January 7, 2010

Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

by Captain1x January 19, 2011

Stranglefuck

1.) The act of strangling your lover into unconsciousness at the moment of orgasm in order to heighten the sexual thrill. Extremely dangerous since an overly enthusiastic practitioner may find his or her opposite propelled not into rapturous delight, but instead into eternity.

2.) An effective way of permanently dispatching an especially tiresome bitch.

1.) Whoa! I stranglefucked Britany the other night, and I came in her like a firehose, Dude. She freaked at first but now she wants to do it.

2.) I'd like to stranglefuck that stuck-up cunt and nut in her eye.

by Dr. Diddle April 14, 2005

Strangle Bate

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.

I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.

by Senshi March 1, 2005

stranglicious

An adjective describing the appeal of a nasty, disgusting, drunk, dirty, stinky serial killer such as Cleveland's own Anthony Sowell. A total douchebag who allegedly raped, murdered, and mutilated more than a dozen women in a crime spree that continued for more than two years after his neighbors reported the odor of rotting corpses coming from his house to the police department.

Anthony Sowell (sipping on a St. Ides 40, speaking from a 2 inch crack in the door): "Hey there Mr. Detective, that nasty smell isn't coming from my apartment! It's coming from the sausage factory across the street!"

Mr. Detective: "Oh, thanks for the clarification Mr. Sowell. You are too stranglicious to be our unsub!"

by Drs. Heather and McNamara June 16, 2011

kenzo strangler

A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.

uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler

by spaghettigambi January 16, 2011