I was scotch bagging last night, when my Mum walked in on me. It was like American Pie, but with scotch eggs.
by Invisible Kid December 27, 2004
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ME: You'll never guess what I just saw.
DAD: What?
ME: Lets call them Pork Scotch pants. He came out of the bathroom and ran to his room wearing Tartan boxers. The bathroom stank!
DAD: What?
ME: Lets call them Pork Scotch pants. He came out of the bathroom and ran to his room wearing Tartan boxers. The bathroom stank!
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That person there is such a stooche.
by Mzolz May 18, 2016
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MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?
MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009
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..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.
Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.
by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009
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Flonkule: Hi Dad, I see the Scotcher is here.
Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
Dad: Yeah I saw him earlier witha set of Pork Scotch Keys. They make him look so important.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 18, 2009
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