The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
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The unconscious assimilation of camp mannerisms as a consequence of spending time with gay friends or engaging with gay culture.
"Brett spent the whole weekend watching re-runs of Will and Grace and suddenly he's obsessed with telling me which celebrities are in the closet."
"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."
"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."
by adysmallheath October 3, 2011
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by Mzolz May 18, 2016
Get the stooche mug."Stock bottom end" refers to a engine thats rotating assembly such as pistons, rods, and crankshaft of the motor are stock or are untouched from the factory.
by bayonet262 April 5, 2017
Get the Stock Bottom End mug.This is a rallying cry for people excited about the stock of a specific company. It became popularized on r/wallstreetbets during the 2021 short squeeze of GameStop's shares (GME), which were being short-sold at a high level by major hedge funds. The high number of buys by WSB forced the hedge funds to repurchase the shares at a much higher price and therefore at a tremendous loss, allowing wage-earning millennials to stick it to Wall St traders and their boomer clients. The millennials who still came out at a loss thought it was worth it.
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