sinkered

to slowly lower ones male genitillia into ones mouth while thier asleep.

(Yawn) what, john are you sinkereding me?

by Sinkered December 6, 2022

Stalkered up

That state of being when one has a large cache of cheeze whiz, diet Mountain Dew, duct tape and a ball of blow surrounding their tablet displaying the ex’s Insta feed.

Well now aren’t we being quite the little Eric all stalkered up in the basement on a Friday night. He dumped you dude…spell O.V.E.R.

by ThugGuzzler July 11, 2023

Raging stonker

A prolonged boner of the raging variety.
Can be used interchangably with
Stonking rager.

Christ love, that Jeremy Corbyn press release gave me a raging stonker.

by Infinite-empire June 30, 2018

Stonerexia

A disorder only present among stoners, where they can only eat while high. Caused by the effects of THC on the mind.

"Dude, do you want to go eat?"

"Sure, but I gotta smoke first. I suffer from stonerexia"

by Jam King 1234 May 27, 2009

snockered

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

stoneded

Past tense of stoned

I was stoneded yesterday.

by Ripped on Grammar March 3, 2009

Stonededed

The state of mind which occurs after smoking an excessive amount of Marijuana, To the point where vision is extremely blurry, keeping your eyes open is a chore, you hide under a blanket hoping 'they' cannot see you, and you cannot stop laughing, even if your life depended on it.

Dude, last night i was so stonededed, i don't even remember where the fuck we were...how much did we eat last night??

by Robert Minondo January 11, 2009