Smoldering Cigar

A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.

My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.

by Willwall November 25, 2014

Soddening

A tradition in which new parents lay out sod for their child. It is typically celebrated with a party in which close relatives and friends gather and watch the baby play on the new grass. There are small idiosyncrasies depending on local tradition, but all include new babies and soft green grass.

Sam's soddening was so cute, I want a baby.

by Brokefixride August 17, 2016

spuddering

The art of sexual pleasure by inserting potatoes in ones arse.

He had a spuddering experience.

by hardtater November 29, 2016

Scoldering

Scold smouldering hot. Like white hot but hotter, still touchable.

Australian for farkin hot kent.

That bloke is scoldering, his wife is totally punching.

by Kennedrhi December 18, 2022

Studdering

Suh-Suh-Suh-Someone who studders

Why you studdering?, "suh-suh-suhs sup mm-mm-mman!, watchu d-d-d-oing?"

by Hektor Rodriguez October 7, 2007

soldering

baby welding, using smaller tools that get hot to merge two pieces of metal together

My mom made this ring from me, soldering two pieces of wire together.

by Ani09 June 25, 2010

spondering

spontaneous pondering

Last night I was spondering about thrust stages.

by ilovecherrys863 December 13, 2010