garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

that's what she stated

because said is dead, the phrase 'that's what she said' became "that's what she stated". yes its kinda stupid but really funny to say after someone says, "thats what she said."

Guy1"hey dude, i like your shirt"
Guy2"that's what she said"
Girl"That's what she stated!"

by Shadow_Casters' Friend May 26, 2010

storted

Started and sorted

"Alright get storted class"

by pig of the skies November 7, 2017

Simply Stated

a group of punx who started a punk rock band in hickville.

Simply stated is an awsome band!

by Josh October 10, 2003

Get stoaked

<Verb> Getting stoaked; Got stoaked; Getting stoaked is slang for getting Drunk/high at the same time, if you want to get stoaked you have no future, and will be stoaked the rest of your life.

I just lost my leg, lets get stoaked.

by zach popham June 22, 2008

stoatedness

(noun)
1. The quality, state or condition of being stoated.

I know he had a feeling of an incoming stoatedness on Wednesday evening.

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 11, 2021

stooted

To be stooted means to be stoned and fucked up.

"I'll say Ralph, that marijuana cigarette sure got me feeling pretty stooted"

"Hey you guys wanna go go get stooted?"

"Nah I gotta hit the books man"

by Stooted dude January 3, 2017