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Get the Stitch dick mug.A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.
The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."
by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018
Get the Money Stitch mug.While performing coitus with a female partner, bent over an open window. The assistant waits patiently in a closet, waiting to perform the 'switcharoo'. At this point the male coitus switches with his assistance who takes over performing coitus. The original male then appears outside the window in front of the female, he then waves and hops away like a kangaroo.
Guy 1 (man): "We sure scared the fuck outta her lastnight"
Guy 2 (assistant): "Yeah aye, she didn't suspect an old Outback Switcharoo"
Guy 2 (assistant): "Yeah aye, she didn't suspect an old Outback Switcharoo"
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