e-stalk

verb: to stalk someone using an social networking site.

Mary wanted to find information about him, so she e-stalked him on facebook.

by Bob Bates December 29, 2008

like-stalker

A Facebook friend who clicks the "like" button on nearly everything you post.

Yeah, this guy that I just friended on Facebook is a like-stalker - he keeps liking all my status updates. Not sure if he's a true stalker or just stalker-ish... but, he is kinda cute...

by snowscape January 2, 2011

stalker guilt syndrome

When you appear to be following someone by coincidence. And then you wonder if they think you are stalking them because you keep following them. Then you are unsure whether you actually are stalking them or not and begin to feel guilty.

Gary refuses to take the bus anymore, I think hes got stalker guilt syndrome!

by Abe The Awesome June 23, 2008

facebook ex stalker

When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.

Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.

Jill: Oh gees.

by WEIRDOGIRLO!2 January 18, 2010

Trout stalker

You probably found this the same way I did, watching season 8 episode 5 of chrisley knows best. I can only assume it has something to do with a penis

"- I hate how Amanda is such a trout stalker, shes only out for my penis."

by ElectricFlamme3 August 16, 2020

farting through silk

Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.

var: farting into silk

Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!

by larrydart June 7, 2011

Face-Stalk

To Face-Stalk (the act of Face-Stalking) involves a person (the Face-Stalker) obsessing over another person or people on Facebook. The Face-Stalker will spend hours reading wall posts, viewing photos and sifting through numerous status updates to gain as much information as possible about the person whilst never leaving any evidence that they have viewed the page. The Face-Stalker works incognito and will never write a comment on the victim's page or photos, as not to raise suspicion.

see also facebook stalker

"I found that girl from the other night on Facebook, and her page isn't set to private so i Face-Stalked her, she's single, she hates cornflakes, she's going on holiday next month ... etc etc"

"Somehow she knew where i was going to be - i bet she Face-Stalked me, she's not even added as a friend so i don't know how she did it"

by thefacestalker April 26, 2009