stegosaurus

-MAN ONLY MOVE- A "stegosaurus" is a type of dick move, much like the batwing or the brain. To successfully do the stegosaurus, you must hair gel your pubic hairs into a mohawk. After drying, lie on your back (fully naked), and get a full on erection. In this postiion, with the mohawked pubes and boner in an upside-down postion, your cock+balls will look like a roughly detailed dinosaur

Jimmy wanted to show his friends the stegosaurus, but he didn't have any hair gel.

by Duke Gilgamesh March 10, 2008

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spagasaurus

a person who spits excessively while talking, and it saturates the recieving persons face.

eww, u just spat on me, u spagasaurus!

by hannah__________________________ November 6, 2005

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Stigasaurus • Stegasaurus • Stegosaurus • swagasaurus rex • Sigmasaurus-Rex • spagasaurus • saiasaurus • shitasaurus • Shitasaurus Rex • Simasaurus

Shitasaurus Rex

A shitasaurus Rex is a huge,life crushing, life changeing,shitty thing to happen to you.

You: Man, i've already spent so much on this wedding and her ring. I sure hope she says yes.
Trey: Your not gonna want to hear this, but josh said he fucked her last night and has been for a wile.
You: Well this is a huge Shitasaurus Rex.

by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010

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Stegosaurus Pose

When you put multiple Doritos or tortilla chips in your butt crack

I got drunk last night and sent Katelyn a picture of me doing the stegosaurus pose.

by Cammarselle July 10, 2022

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Stegosaurus

A kilsyth slang word for someone who has lots romantic relationships in a short period of time, usually referring to a girl. It originally was used say that the person in question is like the dinosaur, but no one really remembers how it relates to the prehistoric monster.

Christie is such a stegosaurus, that's her third relationship this year.

by ItsTenThrity May 21, 2011

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