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Emo candy stick

Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick
by Straightpride October 5, 2021
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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
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STINK EMERY

To sink a body part into a rectum, thus proving the extreme elasticity of the human bung. Formally known as stink wrist.
The Power of Stink Emery Compels You!!
by Skin Travolta November 7, 2007
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Stickems

Any loose or remaining shit leftover in the toilet bowl after one flushes the toilet.
Did you leave any stickems in the shitter?
by Frosty2690 May 3, 2018
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stickemup

Any adhesive commonly used to attach paper to other substances (such as brick or concrete walls). Most commonly used to refer to wheatpaste and wallpaper adhesive.

Pronounced "stik-um-up".
I've got the posters, you grab the stickemup!
by Macavity September 10, 2005
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Stickem & lickem

Group of males probing each other rears with lollipops , jerking off. Last one to finish must eat both lollipops

The game is often used by frats
Any one game for a round of stickem & lickem?
by Smokeefleea April 14, 2022
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MJ Stickem

I just got paid I feel like mj stickem
by mjstickem August 18, 2022
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