Shexting

The act of taking a shit while texting with a mobile device.

I was shexting in the bathroom, that's why I took so long...

by ramiro_sierra March 21, 2012

shexting

Shit and text

"Honey what are you doing in the bathroom"
"Shexting"

by gatman January 25, 2015

sexting

v: the act of text messaging someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later; initially casual, transitioning into highly suggestive and even sexually explicit

In a sentence: "He keeps sexting me saying how hard he is and how much he wants to tap my ass," Cindy said massaging her breasts unconsciously.

Sexting in action:
Nancy: "Wut do u want?"
Bob: "Cum over to my place now."
Nancy: "Is NE1 else there?"
Bob: "No. I need to c u."
Nancy: "K. Will b there soon."

by BTheWordMaker April 7, 2008

spexting

The pulse-quickening act of exchanging detailed, graphic, sports-related statistics and observations via text at a feverish rate, similar to that of sexting. Often a form of male bonding, and a reflection of a torrid bromance.

1. My girlfriend caught me spexting with my guy Andy at dinner again last night, and boy was my face red. 2. I had to change my cell phone plan due to all the spexting this Bulls season.

by Big-Red November 7, 2010

Shtexting

Texting while taking a dump!

John was pressing out a premium log while shtexting his girlfriend about tonight's pub crawl!

by Afcancelt October 4, 2011

sexting sandwich

When two people sext each other with someone unaware of the sexting sitting between them. The person sitting between two people sexting each other is in a sexting sandwich.

Hey Kaysie, you're in the middle of a sexting sandwich!

by Swindon Dude November 20, 2017

Ex-sexting

The act of sexting your ex-spouse or partner.

Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."

His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."

by UWS124 October 20, 2012