The act of committing hari kari over an announcement that results in utter disappointment and faggotry.
Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"
Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"
Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"
Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"
Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"
by nugirt October 6, 2011
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A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
PC at WWDC 07: Hello everyone. I'm Steve Jobs. Yes that's right its me, Chief Executive of Apple Inc., 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California, 95014. I know the address, that's how you know it's me, Steve Jobs.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009
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Simple Apple computer------------------>iPod-->iTouch--------->iPhone---->iPad-------->MacBook Pro = Steve Jobs & Apple.
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