A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.
Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.
Essentially, it's Apple fucking you over.
Named after Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple.
Person 1: Dude, you heard about the new iPod touch? It has a damn camera now!
Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?
Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.
Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
Person 2: Wait, I just fucking got an iPod touch, and you're telling me they just released another one!?
Person 1: Sounds like someone just got a Steve-Job.
Person 2: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
by SOBKiller504 September 2, 2010
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When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024
Get the Steve Job Special mug.Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given
by tangent1021 December 17, 2015
Get the A Steve Job mug.Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
Get the A Steve Job Pro mug.When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.
by KyriePerving69 October 19, 2017
Get the The Steve Job mug."Steve Jobs-ing It" refers to a term when a fired CEO triumphantly returns to run the Company that she or he founded.
Fired and disgraced Uber} CEO Travis Kalanick told many that he is working on "Steve Jobs-ing it" and will one day as Uber CEO again.
by BBEmpress August 1, 2017
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