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Iron Steamroller 

The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed
Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun
Iron Steamroller by cum_on_a_broom September 13, 2018

illinois steamroller 

A steamroller that was made in Illinois.
What did you expect?
Pervert.
Illinois steamrollers are better than normal steamrollers. Or are they? Who gives a fuck?
illinois steamroller by Dieje January 24, 2009

Japanese steamroller 

The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.
Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.

alabama steamroller 

when a chick puts marshmallows in her pussy and they melt, and then a dude fucks her. when they are finished, she licks the marshmallow off his penis.
chris likes his alabama steamrollers. in the butt.

New Jersey Steamroller 

While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.
While driving on the NJ turnpike:

Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."

Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."

Swedish steamroller 

A perverse sexual act in which an extremely obese female defecates on the chest of her male partner and then proceeds to wallow in the aforementioned defecation.
Dude 1: How come that guy is in the corner shaking?

Dude 2: Last night, some fat bitch gave him the Swedish steamroller.