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Steampie

steampie

noun | steam·pie | \ˈstēm-ˌˈpī\

Definition of STEAMPIE

a : the result of someone receiving ejaculate during anal intercourse, then proceeding to defecate on the chest of another individual(s).

b : the act of defecating onto the chest of another after having been anally injected with ejaculate.
c : a depraved act
d : a depraved individual

Variations

-steampie \ˈpī\ noun
-steampied \ˈpīd\ verb
-steampieing \ transitive verb
-steampier \ noun
-Steampier \ proper noun

Uses

Figuratively used to describe a person or action that is morally and ethically corrupt.

Literal use considered uncommon, however it is suspected to have occurred during Trumponomics board meetings.

Origins

First known use early 21st century. A concatenation of creampie and Stanley Steamer; first used to describe the actions of a United States politician made toward its constituents and the world population.

While a creampie is can result in life and be enjoyable for some, and according to John Trian, the Stanley Steamer is "Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.", contextual use of steampie is never positive, nor is it ever warranted or wanted.
Example 1:

The Donald steampied Steve Bannon all over the American people, leaving a brown stain of regret and remorse throughout the land.

Example 2:

The man who stole the 2016 Presidential Election is a repulsive steampie.

Example 3:

"Why the sad face, Jane?" Joe asked with serious concern.

With shame in her eyes, her stare stooped unwavering to her feet, she replied "We've been steampied by the Steampier. I didn't know what steampieing was until it was too late, and the stench of greed was all around me. We are forever unclean, Joe! Forever unclean!"
She fell to the ground sobbing, disgusted and humiliated, knowing some things cannot be undone.
by Ubius February 4, 2017
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steampunk

A former goth who suddenly discovered the color brown.
Check out that steampunk dude with the robot monocle and rocket-powered skateboard.

Whoa, I know him from high school. He used to paint his nails black and rock out to Skinny Puppy.
by flannelation October 24, 2010
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steampowered

A forum for games. The only place where you can be banned from 5-10 times.

See {Neoblade} 111
Omg - Graviteh got banned again, what's that, 10 times now?

Neo used to be the current holder for the most bans
by James from Jamaica February 28, 2005
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Steampunk

A delayed afterbirth of all the lame subcultures spawned in the 1990's, because everything has to evolve into a trend and everyone needs to feel they can wholeheartedly ascribe to something.
"I was kicked from the Steampunk kickball team because my metallic accoutrements were more silver-colored than bronze."
by Herr Terror March 25, 2013
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Steampunk Maverick

A sexual act involving Spaghetti O's.
Guy 1: Dude, I got my girl to do a Steampunk Maverick last night.

Guy 2: Doesn't that cause UTI's?

Guy 1: It's not every day that you get to see Spaghetti O's inside your girl's pussy.
by ScreamingTrumpeteer November 30, 2018
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Steampie

The act of giving a girl a creampie, then sticking a lighter in her pussy and turning it on, turning the cum into a steam.
“I tried to give a hooker a steampie but she called the police.”
by Cumberton November 4, 2020
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Steampunk

Subgenre of "punk" fashion using style combinations from Victorian era England and the Industrial Revolution. Different from grunge, hobo, cyberpunk, hippie, or dirty punk.
Brendon Urie in The Ballad Of Mona Lisa music video is looking like the pinnacle of Steampunk.

(go check the song out)
by ♣Fabulous_Killjoy♥ May 11, 2021
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