staying sober- so you dont have to!

Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"

Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!

by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009

bathroom stalling

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.

Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"

by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010

Staylite

A Nigerian university student who has exceeded the first year

All Staylites are required to meet the Head of Department

by Tpatrick August 19, 2020

Ballin' Like Stalin

When you ball so hard it's as if you're the man of steel himself.

Christo: "Did you see Michael Jordan in the basketball game last night, he was on fire, he was Ballin' Like Stalin."
Tim: Yeah b, yeah."

by FangStix March 11, 2016

stylin' on you

to be hotter, flyer, and just overall better than you

"oh you mad cuz I'm stylin' on you?"

by ayeDub April 24, 2008

stylinson

The ship between Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.

Omg, I am larrysexual, which means I love Larry Stylinson!!!

by LarryStylinson2325 January 25, 2018

Larry Stylinson

The amazing bromance between One Direction members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. They're in love, deal with it.

Fangirl one: "Oh my god, Liam and Harry are so in love"
Fangirl two: "Bitch please, Lirry doesn't exist. It's all about Larry Stylinson"

by asdfghjkl1d May 9, 2011