by Cabot Wonder August 09, 2009
Consensual sex with a child.
If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.
by ApricotFields May 25, 2019
A Hip Hop Group originating in Port Hope,Ont Canada. Members include Luke F.O.R.C.E, Coney Funk, Pigg and DJ Spinmart. Known for their double edged lyrics and great live shows.
by Khron Don January 29, 2010
An act committed during thanksgiving break when older college students from across the country go back home, attend high school parties, party harder than all the other adolescents, and end up railing the JV high school cheer captain.
GDI 1: Did you hear about joe?
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving
GDI 2: You mean about what he did during thanksgiving break?
GDI 1: Ya, he took the sophomore class president to poundtown
GDI 2: Typical statutory rapesgiving
by mr. chewbacca 5000 November 24, 2010
-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"
by Crackhead Professor January 20, 2022
Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.
He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.
by Rasnodar January 18, 2011
A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.
by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018