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statting

Statting takes place when people treat a Facebook or MySpace status as a chat room.

Combination of the words "status" and "chatting".
Dude, we should go into a chat room and quit statting.
by FlashlightTaylor May 16, 2010
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stating a point

When you tell somebody how it is and you don't beat around the bush. You tell the person what's wrong without making a big fuss of it.
I'm not arguing with you, I'm just stating a point.
by Katelena January 2, 2016
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Stating

Dating across the borders of your state.
Jim: "What's up with Johnny? I haven't seen him in a week."
Billy: "He just started stating this girl from Nebraska."
by Mims304 November 29, 2011
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Seamusing

When a highschool teacher flirts and asks out his students.

Brings said students best friends too to avoid people noticing the seamusing.
That teachet keeps seamusing his students by asking them to the movies
by Rubyoda January 22, 2019
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Self-Statusfying

the feeling of satisfaction when you've updated your status on a social media network.

to self-statusfy: the posting of status updates about yourself on any social media network.

also: self-statusfied, self-statusfaction
"Mmmm, I just updated my FB profile with my entire agenda for the day and I feel great! Posting details about my life is very self-statusfying."
by efamilyusa February 4, 2010
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stauking

The act of checking someone out, without them noticing you're looking at them. A mild version of stalking
I was at this party, and there was this hot chick. I was totally stauking her all night
by Kralle6000 February 29, 2016
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stateing the obvious

To say that someone is doing something which they know their doing but the other person thinks that they are unaware of their own actions for example, "your useing your calculator".

It also means when someone orders someone to do something which is extremly obvious that it dosn't need to be orded like your blind or have a mental problem, like for example, "throw the ball" when your walking onto a pitching plate in a game of baseball.

It can also mean when someone repeats what you said like you have a posesed body or you have a memory span of five seconds, usually said to be nasty, for example "so your saying that you are actually gonna try and get a good mark in that exam".
Stateing the obvious:-

Person: hey
person2: hey
Person: your using your calculator.
Person2: yeah and.....
Person: you could get in trouble.
Person2: duh so.
Person: your gonna get in trouble your gonna get in trouble.
Person: shutup man stop being so immature.
by jjhfdhkfdk July 18, 2008
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