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stakeholder

Term used by an unelected government authority to describe Wall Street investment banks, and community members that are invested in the outcome of a public works project by the mere virtue of their privileged sociological status.

NOTE: The term stakeholders is NEVER inclusive of the poor people most-impacted by the decisions of the specific unelected authority, and are most always subject to bear the heaviest burden of said decisions in the form of tolls, taxes, if not death.
Dude, whoa. The Clinton years are over. You can't reference 'community members' in that mission statement. It's stakeholders' now.

The Louisville and Southern Indiana Bridges Authority wants their project to create a tremendous amount of opportunities for all their stakeholders.
by curtster December 26, 2010
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Starphoenix

Apparently some sort of evil robot whom. when not plotting Microsoft glory, decides to write fanfics.
That Starphoenix is looking right evil today.
by Sven April 11, 2003
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stormhole

She has a nice stormhole.
by stormhole truckers July 2, 2011
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Starwhale

To spoil a twist in a movie or television show, especially in reference to Doctor Who.
"Bro, so I was gonna watch the newest Doctor Who episode. But Manda totally starwhaled the ending before I could, Bro!"
by MarkFaben September 12, 2014
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stakeholders analysis

A process of finding the people who are important and have to say yes to make it work, as well as finding the people who are annoying and will say no to stop it from happening.
Gary: At our next Stakeholders Analysis we have to add Linda as a stakeholder because she is the Director and she gets the final say.
Dave: Ok, we also have to add Rob because he's just going to whine and complain and ruin everything if we don't involve him.
by Orzo Nacirema June 22, 2017
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Scarehoe

(Verb- human form of scarecrow) To scarehoe, scarehoed

The art of tagging your significant other in your best pics together in order to saturate his page with pictures of YOU. The goal is to ignite inferiority and insecurity within the hoes lurking in his friends list. Stick it out, hit that angle, and snap a pout ladies. Scarehoe your way to fidelity. They don't want none
"Are you sure about this guy? He has a gaggle of skank followers as long as Santa's naughty list."
"Oh Cheryl, it will be fine. Girl..you already know I'm finna scarehoe his page. Just as soon as he follows me back."

"Who does this hoe think she is? I scarehoed his page weeks ago with our beach pictures. My pilates had me ranking a hunnid on a 10 scale. She still gonna be trying to slide in his DM?TF"
by Run and Tell That June 25, 2019
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scareholder

A person, holding shares of stock, who is nervous or anxious about losing their money.

Emotionally cannot handle downward market fluctuations in the stock or other financial trading markets.
Man, Gurdeep keeps messaging me every day about this stock! He's not a shareholder he's a scareholder.

Jimmy's going to die of stress #scareholder
by r2verma January 21, 2021
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