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"Good job" in behanese
Staph!
by diredm March 7, 2022
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Stapchat

Guy#1: Hey! Somebody did a stapchat!

Guy#2: Just block them lol
by BuddyMaddie March 31, 2022
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Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.
Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection
by Skel July 4, 2024
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Staphylococcus Brouhaha

1. A chaotic uproar or drama that spreads uncontrollably, much like an infectious bacteria multiplying out of control. (Noun)

2. Relentless stress caused by certain people who keep piling on problems, overwhelming someone like an infection that refuses to go away.
1. "That family meeting turned into a full-blown Staphylococcus Brouhaha—one person brought up an old debt, and suddenly everyone was shouting!"

2. "Why are people making a Staphylococcus Brouhaha over something so minor? It’s just a group chat, not a national crisis!"

3. "My boss keeps adding new tasks every five minutes—this job is turning into a Staphylococcus Brouhaha!"
by Dr. Ellogy May 19, 2025
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squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"
I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!
by PurplePenis99 July 9, 2009
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