stanky pretzel

When you go down on a chick and find the smell of her vagina so abhorrent,, but she’s got you wrapped up in her legs like a pretzel.

Often leading to immediate withdraw of smell or tastes for weeks.

Man I have brushed and brushed my teeth but I can’t get the stanky pretzel smell out of my nose.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

stankyball

Pregame/drinking game combination of beer pong and flip cup with origins traced to Quinnipiac University in Hamden, CT. Game consists of four players, two teams of partners on opposite ends of a standard beer pong table. Each player has four cups in front of him, arranged in diamond formation. Each set of four cups is filled with one beer, evenly distributed. Teamates alternate sinking beer pong shots, followed by a successful flip of the vanquished cup. Team that finishes all eight cups in rapid succession first wins.

Bro 1: Dude, I got so fucked up pregaming last night
Bro 2: What did you do?
Bro 1: Drank 5 beers in 30 minutes playing stankyball. I won all five games. I am a god.

by MXH November 8, 2010

Stanty

the sensation of being tickled

My arm felt stanty when he tickled it.

by stantyyyyy June 23, 2010

stanky ho

An unclean whore, slut or tramp.

Sally is a stanky ho. She hasn't showered in days, takes in more hoagie than the neighborhood deli, and failed the aids test twice.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

stanky feet

Feet that smell worse than just "stinky"

Damn, Lou, you got some stanky feet!

by Space Cadet Staci July 20, 2008

Stanky Britches

Underwear that has been filled to the brim with vile human excretion such as anal gravy, sweat, pussy juice, ass juice, butt nuggets, anal hot chocolate, and piss.

"Dude I fingered Tiesha last night, and then I smelled my hand and it reeked of stanky britches."

"I can smell yo britches and they're stanky."

"Hey I gotta change my under wear I have stanky britches."

by The K-dizz January 8, 2012

Stanky pussy disorder

A girl whos thinks shes the shit but really has the fishiest stankiest pussy in the world and every guy who eats it cant tell if hes eating sushi or eating her out

Yo that girl with the blue hair has major stanky pussy disorder

by Witcheater December 17, 2019