out-fucking-standing

This was a common Marine Corps Drill Instructor phrase that could be used in a sarcaatic context and but also has meaning within the context of a bonafide compliment.

In sarcastic context it is used to immediately reinforce the message that someone had just screwed up so royally that
it would permanently alter people's perceptions about that someone from that moment onward.

In the positive context it means that your applaud and commend the actions of another with the goal of motivating them to high levels of performance.

Sarcastic usage: Young man has to go to her father and explain that she is pregnant and you are the father. His first words: "Out-fucking-standing! Want to go hunting with Dick Cheney?" In this context the delivery is slow with deliberate accent heavily on the "out," the "fuck," and the "stand." There is also a slight pause between each syllable.

In the positive context no heavy accenting nor does one pause between syllables but the comment is meant in a way that encourages and motivates to new levels of performance.
Context: Your girlfriend shows up in a coat, opens it to display nothing underneath, and stares you in the eye with desire. Your reply is a happy: "Out-fucking-standing@"

by WinningAttitude March 18, 2007

A Standing Ovation

After great sex, you pull out and clap for your still erect penis, letting it go flaccid to a round of applause.

“It was great, after I finished I immediately gave myself a standing ovation.”

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

Chad Standing

The art of not moving while looting and shooting in a battle royale game.

This guy is Chad Standing out in the open.

by Johnnyll July 1, 2022

standing on the corner

(or stand on the corner)
1) to sell yourself in prostitution.
2) another way to say that someone is a prostitute.

1) girl 1: hey, i heard you were rollin' in the muns
girl 2: oh yeah, i am now standing on the corner!

2) girl 1: Kelly is hardly ever around, i can hardly remember the last time we had a drink together...
girl 2: didn't you hear? Kelly is standing on the corner now!

by BluePhoenix15 June 5, 2016

standing room

A type of concert where seats are not provided and not generally used. There is a stage, and people gather around the stage to listen.

Was the concert standing room?

by ..anon. July 11, 2005

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

Standing Head

A situation in which a female gives a male head while they are both standing. This may have to be accomplished by the male standing on some sort of furniture. If you are really excited, a male may do this while on stilts. Balance could be an issue.

Ellen: "Chris do you want me to give you standing head?"
Chris: "Yeah let me grab my stilts."

by KingjamesIV December 27, 2011