asian standard time

A term used to describe late asians. They basically arrive whenever they want. Depending on their mood, they can arrive a minute late, or an hour late.

Person 1: WTF is AST?
Asian 1: Dude, it's Asian Standard Time, we come whenever the fuck we want.

by oorah852 February 4, 2009

Indian standard time

The name for Indian people always being late to parties but early for lame things ie school

Person 1-Why was Viren so late?!
Viren- Indian standard time bro

by Waffleman212 July 18, 2015

jewish standard time (JST)

Being 15 minutes late to everything.

Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing

by Zack Taylor June 28, 2004

Twitter Standard Time

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.

J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"

by Smackhound March 27, 2011

Seaton Standard Time

This is a special time zone that is always running 30 to 45 minutes behind the local time zone.

Will said he would be here at 1:00, so probably more like 1:30. He's running on Seaton Standard Time.

by Wolfjott February 4, 2017

Frat Boy Standard Time

The time zone that fraternity members live in. This is generally accepted as 2-3 hours after stated time in any timezone. The only exception to this rule is the time for any sporting event. In this case the rule is reversed, the event occurs 2-3 hours before stated time.

The party is going to start at 11 p.m Frat Boy Standard Time. No one arrived at the party until 1 a.m.

by netdigger September 19, 2009

Latino Standard Time

1. Latino Standard Time (LST) refers to the amount of time between when someone of Latin American origin says that they will be somewhere, and when they actually are. Generally Latino standard time ranges between LT (Local Time) + 30min and LT + 2h. In rare instances, LST can be LT + up to 1 day.

Ed: Didn't Leslie say that she would be ready to leave 45 minutes ago?
Doug: Yeah, but she's on Latino Standard Time.

by Eduardo v October 2, 2006