Vash The Stampede

Donut-eating crybaby pacifist from Trigun.... gotta love him!

I just want to hug him and squeeze and kiss him and snuggle him.... ack, Shawn getta hold of yourself!

by Shawn B. August 17, 2003

minority stampede

The act of arabic or black men impulsively joining in a fight for the sole reason of attacking someone of another race.

Ed: Johnny and Ahmed fought it out yesterday after school on the football field.

Steve: Oh yeah? Who won?

Ed: Well, Johnny was kicking his ass....but then a dozen or so camels jumped in and beat the crap out of him. Damn minority stampede.....

Steve: So much for a fair fight.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

Calgary Stampede

The one and only cultural event in a Calgary, Alberta Canada, the basic premise of which is men getting intimate with livesotck.

Another boring night in Calgary, is it time for the Calgary Stampede yet?

by detatchedview September 24, 2009

Mushroom Stampede

During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.

Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"

by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017

lesbian stampede

A thing I kept saying. so, I made this as a a response to a post by a girl gamer friend of mine.

I'll define it as: being a boy and admitting your crush at a girl, only to find out she was into girls. (Especially if it's not the first girl to be this case)

I keep falling for cute girls at ky school. I didn't know it was a lesbian stampede.

by UncleRody May 25, 2021

Dutch Stampede

A large group of people riding bikes in close proximity to each other going in one direction.

“Thomas watch out, There’s a Dutch Stampede heading our way!”

“Oh fuck!”

by BbOoSsSs June 26, 2021

finger stampede

The act of rapidly tapping your fingers against a hard service, such as a school desk or table. Somewhat sounds like a large amount of tiny hooves pelting the ground in, as the name suggests, a stampede.

Watch out; finger stampede at John's desk!

by plain goldfish January 24, 2011