Salarious

Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.

My family treats me like shit, salarious.

by Lefty Malone December 7, 2018

Stalkarazzi

noun. - 1. a person who follows anyone around with their camera and start taking pictures.
2. a stalking paparazzi.

3. a psyco ex-boyfriend or boyfriend who has nothing better to do but just follows you around.
Verb. - 1. stalking and taking pictures at the same time.

example 1. My psyco ex-boyfriend is a stalkarazzi.

example 2. I am going to call the cops on your stalkarrazzi ass.

stalker, paparazzi

by Masina Leota February 22, 2009

stalkerish

someone who is always around, you always run into them

stace: hey didnt we just see that guy at the store? didnt he try to talk to you last year?

lex : yes he is stalkerish, always around out of nowhere

by argentinagirl83 April 10, 2011

Stalkerific

(adj) People who are overly good at stalking.

Guy: "She changed her last name to my last name on facebook"

Other Guy: "Have you even talked to this chick?"

Guy: "Nope."

Other Guy: "Damn, she's stalkerific."

by mekateka October 15, 2010

stalkerocity

a state of extreme stalking in which one works themselves into such a funk that their stalker-dom is relative to a drug high

"Hey look Jim is jones-in over that girl so bad I'm afraid he's about to go all stalkerocity on her and get him self slapped in the face with a restraining order"

by Amanda and Adam March 19, 2008

Stalkerific

Something that is rockin' awesome and useful when stalking someone.

Dude, the friend activity feed on the new Facebook layout is totally stalkerific! It's f'ing easy to creep on my Facebook crush now that I can use that rockin' stalker bar.

by Ralfdallas September 23, 2011

Stalkerish

To take a stranger, as beautiful as she may be, and immortalize her on ones' body in ink.

I think Glitch, a Suicide Girl, is gorgeous. She also seems to be smart and portrays a sense of individuality that most beautiful women do not.

I say she seems to have those wonderful qualities because I've never met her. The only communication I've had with her is through my computer screen.

So in conclusion, I'm going to get a full back tattoo of her face. My friends say the decision is stalkerish, but have never met me in person either. I think I'm going to unsubscribe them from my twitter now.

by Bepidemic February 18, 2010