Urinal stalemate

Much like a game of chess. When 5 urinals are present and male 1 takes the first urinal. Male 2 then comes along and takes the urinal 3 spots down so male 3 canot piss if they respect the Urinal Rule. Checkmate

Male 1: Dammit i was Urinal stalemated today!
Male 2: Oh wow thats dog man.
Male 1: I know! If only he wasnt a douchebag.

by Yolo Dicks Swaggins Mcgee November 13, 2013

statemate

someone who lives in your state.

Let's call some of your statemates from up north and take a trip to the Capitol!

by 2AMeconpolicygroup September 27, 2006

stalemating

Extremely dry sex.

"bro i am totally planning on stalemating Kelly"
"whoa man why not do some playing first that sounds unhealthy"

by kirito_tendicula May 17, 2014

Staterbate

Feeling the need to touch ones self after viewing their stats in a video game/sport/etc.

I am need to staterbate quick after that game of league.

by TheDaileyTrain January 25, 2016

Conversation Stalemate

The point in a conversations when a reply to "lol", "mhmm", etc. are met with the same/similar response, stagnating or stopping the conversation. Occurs most commonly in text messages and phone calls.

Al: "So then I had to buy up all the bread in the store. Crazy, right?"
Joe: "Yeah!"
Al: "Mhmm."
Joe: "Mhmm."
Al: "We hit a conversation stalemate, I'll text you later."

by The Asian and the Atheist April 28, 2015

stylobate

To be sedentary, especially chilling in avoidance of work.

Sometimes instead of doing work, I sit at my computer, browse some web pages and stylobate as I view them.

by Doug March 31, 2003

Stalemate

A mate that is desperately in need of a shower as their Bio has gotten to that stale stage where upon it wafts around with them everywhere they go and with everything they do.

Theo: John, you looking to jam tonight?

John: Yeh man. Been stressin' all day.

Theo: Ayt, well call Jim and tell him to bring Stevie along with him.

John: Ah man no! Forget that then, Jim's alright but why Stevie? He's become a Stalemate.

by Quantum_Q January 12, 2009