fart stalker

A term for a person who compulsively seeks a specific person’s flatulence, usually someone whom they wish to own or control.

That guy is a convicted fart stalker, all of his exes have had to endure his disgusting and uncontrollable habit.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Facebook Stalemate

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.

Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"

by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009

Stalker Crush

1. Having an unexplainable crush on somebody you don't know personally; perhaps a friend of a friend.
2. Liking somebody just by looking through their facebook/myspace profile.

"Oh my gosh, I totally have a stalker crush on that kid in my Biology class. I've never spoken a word to him!"

"I soo have a stalker crush on my sisters friend!"

by Michika January 3, 2009

Layne Staley

Unlike a post a few up, Layne was one of the inventors of the Seattle Grunge rock sound, and one to get the least credit. Along with Mudhoney, solely invited the sound ripped by many grunge bands. Unlike the post a few up, an AMAZING song writer who brought us such songs as "Nutshell", "Down in A Hole", "Frogs", "Sea of Sorrow", and the list goes on. A much more emotional writer than Eddie Vedder EVER will be. Mixed emotion and grunge, but thankfully never did "emo" music.
Best singer, songwriter, and band.
See also Jerry Cantrelland lice in Chains

Layne Staley put a whole movement on the map.

by Rexall June 10, 2004

Scalded Ape

a) when a ape is scalded with anything that scalds, it is reported that they have unimaginable speed as they run.
b) often refered to cars or motorcyles with an overly large amount of Horse Power and are able to accelerate quickly and achieve high speeds.
c) when describing someone that either 1. runs very quickly to avoid danger 2. just runs quickly or 3. anything fast

The robber entered the convenince store and pulled out a large caliber handgun. My friend Jason, seeing the gun, ran out the back door like a Scalded Ape.

by yellowjacket_34 October 21, 2008

Comment Stalker

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.

Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?

by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012