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Staff Ass

Short for Staff Assistant. Staff Ass is a Washington insider term to refer to the young, hot, female, low level employees that are commonplace in the offices of most male members of Congress. Staff Ass are often looking to climb the career ladder in politics, and therefor easy scores for higher ranking Congressional staffers.

The term first came to prominence when used by the notorious Washingtonienne.
Dude, I want to slam the new Staff Ass in Senator Voinovich's office! She is fucking smoking!
by Venizuela October 24, 2009
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staff furry rp

the one thing you shouldn’t find out about.
staff furry rp is re-
*gets merc’d*
by CQ2687 June 11, 2022
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Staff Retreat

A corporate team building excersise designed to foster better staff releations, and improve communication. Usually an overnight or weekend event. Traditional fuelled by alcohol and bed hoping.
Last yeast staff retreat was a real orgy.
by Moral officer November 18, 2015
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Staff Suasuage

Army slang for a Staff sergeant that hates their life and probably hates you
Staff Suasuages wife left him last night so he's a bit pissy
by Aperson124 October 19, 2021
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staff master

n. A male who masterbates excessively.
by shizer July 28, 2004
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staff sergeant

A rank in many modern militaries, especially the United States military, that is above sergeant (Army/Marine Corps) or above senior airman (Air Force) and below sergeant first class (Army), gunnery sergeant (Marine Corps), or technical sergeant (Air Force).
Mike was a staff sergeant in the Marine Corps.
by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004
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Staff Captain

An insult to someone who is not necessarily a n00b, but still worse than others.

A rank which can be achieved in Halo 3.
Most of the people who achieve this rank are worse than most others, due to their inability to raise their highest skill. Or perhaps they just like social playlists more.
Dude, you are such a Staff Captain.
by God of Luigi May 14, 2008
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