stealing It

while your partner (willing partner) is sleeping, you begin to have intercourse with them, and then they wake up.. realize whats going on and continue having sex..

Dude I woke up last night and my girlfriend was on top of me stealing it.

stealing It by jenifa December 9, 2008

Stalingrab 

To rape or be raped in a style reminiscent of a giant moustached Russian.

If I don't pick up at the bar, I'm just going to Stalingrab something on the way home. I totally blacked out last night after the vodka bar - I think that guy Vlad put something in my drink and Stalingrabbed me. I was studying for exams, but I had Reader's block, so I came over and Stalingrabbed your mom's face with my cock last night.

Stalingrab by President D Milhous Kennedy December 16, 2010

Sip Stealing 

Taking extra sips from the self serve soda fountains before filling your cup and closing the lid. Offenders are usually found hanging out by the soda fountains and continously drinking from the fountain until they feel they have had a satisfactory amount. Usually sampling two or three different flavors and then proceeding to exit the fast food establishment.

"Sip Stealing is required man, how can I tell if the soda gonna be flat or not?"

Sip Stealing by Jay Boogie February 23, 2006

Jack-Stalling 

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.

_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!

Jack-Stalling by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009

Cake Stealing 

When a man cums before a woman during sex thus 'stealing her cake'. Like eating a delicious meal and really enjoying it, but waiting for the super lush delicious cake at the end. But then having someone steal said cake and eat it right in front of you. Normally followed by 'sorry babe its just because your so beautiful.'

"That dan is such a cake stealer, he dosnt even try to wait" or "i hate one night stands, guys just dont care about cake stealing"

Cake Stealing by popscotch May 9, 2010

stealing bases

When you skip over one of the bases. The bases being the 4 F's. French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

Brian and his girlfriend Ally stole first base, and began feeling and fingering before they even frenched. This was Brian's favorite thing, stealing bases.

stealing bases by littlegirlll September 27, 2014

Satan's Starling 

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.

Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!

Satan's Starling by buckonz November 23, 2009