sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

Sweating. Alot

laura: OMG Mr Edmonds sweats alot
robert: it's gross
jarrod: Yeah he is sweating like a pedophile at a wiggles concert

by fleur de Borris September 19, 2009

sweating like a Muslim in customs

Sweating profusely as if you were a Muslim attempting to bring explosives through airport security or customs.

Jake: "Your clothes are soaking wet."
Chris: "Yeah, I just got back from the gym and it's hot today so I'm sweating like a Muslim in customs."

by ih8pinks April 22, 2019

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge

Sweating profusely. Comes from the fact that any black man accused of rape will be sent down, regardless of evidence.

"Fuck me it's hot today, i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge!"

by Why do I have to sign up?! January 7, 2010

Swearing child

Well, it’s just tommyinnit.

“Tommyinnit is a swearing child”

by zoey.innit._ June 6, 2021

Short Squaring

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Sweating like a rapist

Israeli ex-Mossad agent Colonel Erran Morad, has claimed that the phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science and that their seismic waves can be detected using a specialized handheld detector.

"The phrase ‘sweating like a rapist’ is actually based on science..."

by coolaide July 31, 2018