stumpy

A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long

Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy

by joe blow November 12, 2002

Slumpy

A poor young polar bear, who can only be saved with the use of FAP Energy. Hence the phrase, 'saving Slumpy.'

Time to save Slumpy!

by wrongowrong October 30, 2012

shumpy shumpy

alabamaian term for pube sandwich

FUCK YES! mmmmmmm mmmmmm mothafuckaz! the other day darla shaved her stinky little vagina and she done did made me the best mothafuckin shumpy shumpy ive ever witnessed! mmm! FUCK YES!
fuck

by the ninja July 27, 2004

Stumpy

After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.

DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.

by cc58 January 21, 2006

Stumpy

A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.

Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob

by anyonononmous April 3, 2003

Stumpy

A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.

Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails

by bubbfromthenorth November 21, 2011

Stumpy Hamilton

The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.

I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.

by GRIZZ806 December 12, 2011