squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

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by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

No Squirt September

Basically the female version of No Nut November. But it is in September.

Are you participating in No Squirt September?

by spicyguyman November 6, 2017

Squirt Towel

A towel used to consume squirt material

Shit! Bitch, squirt on the squirt towel not the pillows.

by The Squirt Towel Master November 18, 2013

Bussy Squirt

Bussy Squirt is when a man's Bussy sprays liquified shit, similarly to how a woman Squirts her vaginal fluids.

Ey yo, that Bussy Squirt or do it ooze?

by Smollipop September 29, 2021

Squirt

When a female has rubbed her clit so fast and hard and fingered her pussy so much she found her g-spot. She then releases a powerful burst of clear liquid many time. She then realises she doesn’t need a man.

“Damn I squirted so much last night! I don’t need Tom to fuck me anymore I get more pleasure doing it myself!”

by Sexbomb September 20, 2019

hurtin for a squirtin

someone who would like to have sex. someone who is horny.

" yo, dat bitch said she wuz hurtin for a squirtin"

by kdizog August 16, 2006

squirt the dirt

The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".

Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.

by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005