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Squirrel Bushing

v: the act of a woman inserting a squirrel head-first into her vagina, while leaving the bushy-tail outside of her body.
"I saw it! She has a hairy penis!"
"Naw man, she's just squirrel bushing."
by onceandfuturekingofspain May 25, 2013
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Pube Squirrel

1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)

2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.
"I swear I saw that pube squirrel move!"

"Dude, you have a pube squirrel hibernating behind the toilet seat."

"Thats not a dust bunny! Its a pube squirrel!"
by Ghostzer0 March 5, 2008
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Shower squirrel

A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.
'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'
by Digital_Prophet March 18, 2009
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squirtacular

adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.

noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.
‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’
by Jaymz Kilmister February 17, 2021
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squirrel ass nigga

A term used to describe someone that is hard to catch. This description is common, inner-city slang and typically used when someone successfully evades police capture due to speed and agility.
Person #1: Tha lawz ain’t neva catch’n Deondrae.

Person #2: Word. He be a squirrel ass nigga!
by Sir Willam Wallace April 29, 2013
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Rag Squirrel

A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.
Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?

Dude 2: It's a woman..

Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..

Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.
by kmackk March 26, 2011
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Buffet squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018
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