Squide

When a person shits and pisses at the same time.

Person A: Dude what the f**k was that?!
Person B: Just a squide.

by SanoSlayr May 31, 2009

squidd

something/someone of minor importance, or status

Hey squidd.

by Emmanuel Lozano August 17, 2003

Squider

The squider is a superior organism, a cross between a Squirrel and a Spider.

Ooh I love Squiders

by Ameliarr June 11, 2011

squiddy

Hawaiian slang for an attractive girl. Derived from men being the "sharks" hunting the "squids".

Example of Squiddy:

Ho brah, check 'um squiddies ova dea, go 'an geev 'um da bizness!

Translates to: "Hey bro, look at those hotties over there! Lets go talk to them!"

by Kaimanalo March 5, 2010

Squiddick

It is a dick on a squid, usually very tiny and slimy.

Ex 1: Guuuurrrl that dudes got a Squiddick!
Ex 2: Your mom has a squiddick!!!!

by Kingeroo November 30, 2010

Squidding

The masturbatory act of massaging the head of your cock in a squid-like motion.

Dude I was squidding so hard last night I inked all over my computer!

by UmfangMeister March 5, 2011

Squired

When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.

The missus squired me last night

by tummytank September 9, 2010