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squeekponential

The increasing amount of squeeking noise that your wooden floors make in direct converse proportion to how badly you do NOT want to wake up your wife or girlfriend when you are sneaking in after a night out trolling the titty bars. The later and more wasted you are the louder it is. If you have actually gotten some skank, it will likely be at full volume, especially if there is any lingering odor. Beds can also have squeekponential that activates in direct proportion to how bad you don't want your girlfriend's parents to hear you bopping her after you've snuck in her bedroom window.
I'm really wasted and should just crash over at Bob's house, but his floors have a really high squeekponential and we're likely to get busted by his bitchy wife"
by Obama Yo Mama May 21, 2008
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Squeechie

1) Name of Ron Jeremy's character in the 1993 porn parody 'Super Hornio Brothers', based on Super Mario Bros.

2) "Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished." From: Cinema Snob in his review of Super Hornio Brothers.
1) You'd think that in a Super Mario Brothers porn parody called 'Super Hornio Brothers', the guy in the red suit is called 'Hornio'. He's not. His name is Squeechie.

2) 'What i do for a living? I started a squeechie company with my wive. Next month our daughter joines the family business too. Yes, such a smart girl, we're all so proud of her.'
by AlonzoDaCookie January 20, 2011
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SqueeKawaii

An over-obsessive fangirl's description of a cute guy in a cartoon that they're obsessed with.
Omg! Remy Buxaplenty is so SqueeKawaii!
I wouldn't take it that far, bro...
by Kawaiikitsune August 22, 2014
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squeekey bum time

very squeekey fart
its squeekey bum time
by harry bumington November 24, 2017
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Lil’ Squeeky

something half norwegian and very freckly. never eats vegetables and loves animals and moths. has a overused yellow sweatshirt. it is super cool and lit fam and can be very spazzy.
person 1: have you seen a lil’ squeeky lately?
person 2: yeah, it’s the epic rapper.

norwegian translation:
1. person: har du sett en liten pip i det siste?
2. person: ja, det er den episke rapperen.
by tyrsqueeky June 26, 2020
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Squeeky Guy

A guy who is very squeeky. He has squeeky pants. He can do a squeeky pants dance.
Leeko! Leeko! Leeko! I'm a squeeky guy!
by Almost-Squeeky Guy April 13, 2004
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pimp squeek

Means something is really easy to do.
Young pupil to his mates: "my last lot of homework was pimp squeek".
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