Squimpy

Squimpy. As in squeezy quim. A person who is never satisfied and scrunches their face up at everything. They are often so uptight that they may also suffer from vaginismus. Favourite prey of university English professors.

Actor 1: That girl is so squimpy, I don't think I've ever seen her smile. I bet she'd still have that grimace even during sex.

Actor 2: Yeah, but you'd hatefuck the shit out of her and it'd be the greatest experience of your miserable twisted existence.

Actor1: Indeed.

by Drutski November 21, 2011

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Someone who is extremely unexcellent. He thinks he is above the fray and takes the morale high ground, but in fact he is worst than the rest.

He's so squimpy!! I can't believe that squimp!!

by Assad November 1, 2008

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Squampton

Squamish, British Columbia, aka Squamish is a small(ish) mountain town located in between Vancouver and the ski resort Whistler. The origin of the name is from when Squamish was a logging town and the town was so boring it drove most people to drugs and became sketchy, the young mountain bikers in the community on the other hand were training in the amazing mountainous terrain in Squamish. When they would win at races the riders from the other towns would make fun of Squamish calling it squampton, but hey the kids were still winning.

“Where you from?”

“Straight outta squampton”

by kidwholikesmountains January 13, 2021

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Canada's version of Compton. It is situated west of Victoria, BC, and is frequented by gangs, whores, lots of crack and posers. Possibly the worst place to walk around after 11pm on Vancouver Island.

Guy 1: Duuude, what the fuck happened to you?
Guy 2: I walked around squampton and got the boots
Guy 1: What did you expect, fuckhead?
Guy 2: Shut up.

by ex-esq December 21, 2010

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